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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Celebs I've Met




My job has its benefits
MY CRITIQUE ON CELEBS IVE MET
CAM'RON FROM DIPSET- he was cool and down to earth, I was surprised by that* new album out in April
HARRY LENNOX- met him several times, he is always pleasant and cool. I know him through a mutual friend * has a new t.v. show coming out soon Dog Eat Dog, i think lol
LLOYD- he is a sweetheart, i bought both of his albums after I met him
DMX- is as he appears on T.V., he is cool but very loud
JASLENE FROM TOP MODEL- is nice, makes you feel like you're conversing with a friend
BEAUTIFUL FROM FLAVOR OF LOVE- soft spoken and down to earth, I actually gave her my guy friend's number because they were real good friends in H.S. and she called him. LOL You're welcome Ro!!
YUNG BERG- he is cute but too short for my liking I actually bumped into him literally it took me by surprise.
GINUWINE- gained some weight but looks the same lol
JOAKIM NOAH- is tall as hell! He had his "guy" friend with him. His sexuality is now questionable to me.
MIKEY FROM COOL KIDS- is cool of course lol
JOEY FROM THE REAL WORLD- is strong as hell, he is real easy going and held a 5 min convo with me. Love ya, Joey to bad you were on celeb rehab that sucks
JENNIFER HUDSON-actually met her 3x! 2x @ Express when I worked there as a sales associate. She is nice, funny and outgoing.
DON KING- is funny, he wanted me to go with him. I was rocking my nappy fro with him that day! I should've went lol
BRIAN URLACHER- is huge, he has a nice bod!SHAWNNA- is down to earth and hood with it. BRIAN FROM DAY 26- is cool, he is generous I told em I liked his shoes and he told me I could have em. lol
MR. PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA- he has this positive aura about him. My coworkers told me Obama was in the building so I rush over as I see him from afar. He was shaking peoples hands and he began to walk away, I yell out "Dont forget about me". He turns to face me with his million $ smile and chuckles. I love OBAMA!!!
B.G.- looked a tad bit drugged out. I wonder what he was on?!
LIL WEBBIE- i think thats his name. He is short and stuck on his self. He went through xtra security & after they finished he quoted, "wipe me down" as he wiped off his AF-1's.
WILL FROM DAY 26- he's so stuck on himself i spoke but everytime i see him now i just look away.
LUPE FIASCO- a complete ass i spoke to him wasnt going to stop him in his tracks just told em i liked his music and he looked at me like he was disgusted well...screw you and your skinny jeans (where does your penis fit)
DANNY GOKEY- absolute sweetheart i am a huge fan of his i told em to tell his best friend Jamarr to sign with the neptunes because he looks like Pharrell and he thought that was pretty funny
FLAVOR FLAV- first and foremost he smelled like a brewery, he had his son with him and he looked ashamed to be seen with him...this fool asked me why i didnt audition for his show. I was in utter shock!
COMMON- i almost lost my mind, i love me some Common... I literally creamed my panties they uncreamed when i saw that he was with his daughter. He is so sexy and tall... he looked like he needed a shave but he was still sexy!
CLAY GUIDA- he is such a nice guy, i expected him to be a jerk since hes a fighter but hes quite nice.


SO MANY TO NAME WILL FINISH @ A LATER DATE
PEACE

25 Random Things About Me







25 Random Things About Me
1. I LOVE COLD PIZZA



2. I HATE APPLES BUT I LOVE APPLE SAUCE- aint that weird



3. I LOVE DIFFERENT CULTURES



4. IM A PEOPLE PERSON



5. I WANT TO AUDITION FOR THE REAL WORLD



6. I LOVE MY NAPS



7. MY NEPHEW MEANS THE WORLD TO ME



8. I LIKE TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH



9. I LOVE TO WRITE STORIES



10. I GO TO SLEEP TO FRESH PRINCE AND WAKE UP TO THE BACKYARDIGANS LOL



11. I SMOKE BLACKS WHEN IM STRESSING AND THATS ALWAYS LATELY



12. I FIGHT TERRORISTS LOL



13. I HAVE A GEMINI TATTOO ON THE BACK OF MY NECK



14. SEPTEMBER 29 WILL BE A DAY I NEVER FORGET



15. I HAVE TEN PEOPLE INSIDE OF ME LOL the gemini curse



16. I LIKE WATCHING THE DISNEY CHANNEL LOL im still a kid i guess



17. IM INTO ASTROLOGY



18. IM VERY AFFECTIONATE



19. I HATE THE SMELL OF OLD HOT DOG WATER



20. I HAVE AN ORDER TO HOW I WASH MY DISHES AND IF ITS NOT DONE THAT WAY MY WHOLE ROTATION IS JACKED UP-OCD MAYBE?



21. IM A FAN OF WIGS WHEN IM NOT ROCKING MY FRO



22. IM A SCI-FI GEEK



23. I COLLECT COOL SNEAKERS AND SCARVES



24. I THINK I AM JACK BLACK WITH A HINT OF TOM GREEN A DASH OF KATT WILLIAMS FUNNY WITH LISA LAMPANELLI'S TOMBOYISH SWAG LOL whats wrong with me



25. IM CONSIDERING BECOMING A VEGAN

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I AM TIRED OF THIS WORLD

TIRED OF THIS PLACE

SOMETIMES MY BLACK PEOPLE CAN BE A DISGRACE

OUR WOMEN DEGRADED

UNBORN CHILDREN CONSTANTLY HATED

THEY GET ABORTED AND ANOTHER LIFE IS WASTED

STRAIGHT TAKEN

BLACK ON BLACK CRIME

YOUNG THUGS SHOOTING THEIR NINES

BUT WHERE ARE THEIR MINDS?

THE EDUCATION IS GIVEN TO US BUT DO WE TAKE IT?

EVERYONE WANTS THAT EASY EASY MONEY SO THEY HOLLYWOOD FAKE IT

THERES NO DEBATING

EVERYONE'S DREAM IS TO BE RICH AND SUCCESSFUL

HOW CAN YOU BE SUCCESSFUL WHEN YOUR READING IS AT AN 8TH GRADE LEVEL?WE NEED TO GET IT TOGETHER

WE WERE ONCE KINGS AND QUEENS

GET OFF THOSE DRUGS, NOW YOU'RE HOOKED YOU'RE A FIEND

MEN, WOMEN LOVE ONE ANOTHER

WE ARE ALL SISTERS AND BROTHERS BUT FROM ANOTHER MOTHER

SET THE EXAMPLE BECAUSE THESE CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE

AT THIS RATE WE ARE DOOMED

OUR BRAINS ARE CONSUMED

STOP WATCHING TV AND PICK UP A BOOK

THEY ARE PUTTING SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES ON YOUR TUB JUST LOOK

WHAT YOU COULDNT TELL?!!

THIS WORLD IS ALMOST OVER CUZ WE'RE ALREADY LIVING IN HELL

GET IT TOGETHER

MY PEOPLE

BLACK PEOPLE

DONT WASTE YOUR LIFE DONT WASTE YOUR TIME

WE WERE ONCE THE GREATEST KNOWLEDGE IS KEY

GUESS WE FORGOT OUR ANCESTORS FOUGHT FOR US TO BE FREE

DAMN HISTORY REPEATIN'

MY MOM CONSTANTLY PREACHIN' I KNOW WHAT SHES SAYIN' IS TRUE

THIS WORLD IS A FUCKED UP PLACE AND ITS FAR FROM THROUGH

I AM ONE PERSON AND WHAT CAN I DO?

ITS STARTS WITH YOU!!

(C) DORIAN SHELTON

Me


ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM
OR DONT ACCEPT ME AT ALL
YOU DONT WANT TO BE IN MY LIFE?
SO WHAT?
I GUESS YOU THOUGHT I WOULD BAWL
OR FALL?
WAIT!!
SO NOW I NEED YOU TO SUCCEED?!!
I WAS FINE BEFORE YOU
I GUESS YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE A NEED
OR A MUST
PLUS
YOU ALWAYS POINTING YOUR FINGER AT ME
YOURE NOT GOD SO DONT JUDGE THEE
JUST GO BE YOU
CUZ I WILL ALWAYS BE ME
IM ME
THATS ALL I CAN BE
(C) DORIAN SHELTON